Character Names: Madeline Samuels and Sylvia Dunleavy Fandom:Parallel Lives: the Kathy and Mo Show Voicemail:555-DOIT Living Arrangements: TBA
Women and Gender Studies (Wednesday) Class Roster Animal Cordelia Chase Cedric Diggory Hawley Griffin Annette Hargrove Vi Hewson Cindy Mackenzie Neil Perry Peter Petrelli Miley Stewart Naomi Wildman Sam Winchester
"Maybe we should introduce ourselves. . . ."
"Oh, I'm sorry, you're right, I'm wrong,"
"Don't be sorry."
"But I am. My name is Medline Samuels, and this is my best friend in the entire universe, forty-three and a half years. . . ."
"My name is Sylvia Dunleavy, but please call me Syvvie."
"Nice to meet you."
"Nice to meet you. . . ."
Madeline Samuels and Sylvia Dunleavy are here to teach Women and Gender Studies. It was originally supposed to be Women's Studies, but after the tragedy of Maddie's nephew's lover's death, they decided that men could have just as much difficulty with their genders as women and expanded the course.
What do you mean, what are their qualifications? They took several courses in Women's Studies at the Junior College, and, hey, they've been women their entire lives! They've got the pre-requisites in spades!
[Madeline Samuels and Sylvia Dunleavy are characters from Kathy Najimi and Mo Gaffney's Parallel Lives and The Dark Side. They are used here for entertainment purposes only]